Bad pick up lines.. except not 'pick-up' in the bad sense of the word.... 'pick-up' in the sense of getting a girl to notice you...
anyway here goes
sorry me and monique came up with these... and it's sad the number of these that came out of things i said to her brother haha
1. Hey you're pigeon toed
2. You have a wart on your elbow *in a creepy french accent*
3. IT's not what's on your head that attracts me to you, it's whats in it.
4. you're like a flash of lightning, but not as bright
5. My grandma and her friends were looking at photos of you the other day and were amazed at how good looking you've become
6. I didn't mean to play footsies with you
7. You look like your mum/dad
8. Do I look good in your sisters hat?
9. Light travels faster than sound
10. You're so smart
i apologise profusely (hehe i love that word...) i wrote another post on paper... and was saving it until i could be bothered typing it up and now i've lost it!!!
sorry... you'll have to survive until i find it :D
bye for now
Monday, October 23, 2006
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